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Luanr Eclipse

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You don't realise how fast the moon moves until you're chasing it with a camera.  By the time I finish writing this journal, I will have had to move my lens at least three times.  The eclipse has a beautiful reddish tinge, and I've spent the last hour or two snapping frame after frame of that celestial body as it becomes more and more obscured by the shadow of the earth.  Hopefully, I will end up with some photos worth posting;  many of them look beautiful in my preview screen, but I can't use that as a gauge for how they will actually look.  I sxhould finish this up now, and go back to shooting.  I've got a warm glass of whiskey, a fire roaring in the stove, and a memory card half full of images of a glowing orb in the sky.

Life is good.
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one of those e-mail type things that gets sent around, and a pretty funny one too!

A Christmas Story

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.



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In other news, i have a metric shitload of pics to upload, taken over teh last few years.  mostly, i was too lazy to sort them out before, but i starded burning stuff to disc a few months ago and have been sorting through them.  I also have a rather philosophical blurb to upload ^^;
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It's currently 12F outside the shop.  I don't have a wind gauge, but the local municipal airport--about 15 miles as the crow flies--says it's gusting 21kts.  It's windier up here, so I'm going to guess closer to 25kts. It's also about 60% humidity.

All this means that the wind chill up here is about -5F, and all the big trucks (me) and rigs are getting blown around something scary.

On the plus side, the barometric pressure is pretty stable (slight downward trend), so we probably wont have a storm today.  Maybe some flurries. Also, my truck has a pretty good heater once the engine heats up.

As for life, other than work--we just went to winter hours, 10-12hr shifts. Fun, right?--I've been harassing :iconmushi6618:, trying to moderate a contest over at :iconmistress-of-fear: (when dA lets me post blogs, anyway), procrastinating about posting pics to dA, and playing a FREE(!!!) MMO called Perfect World (PWI).  It's a Korean MMO which appears at first to be similar to WOW (shudder)...until you realize that the community is as a whole nicer, and the gameplay is better (IMO), though there are some really annoying glitches (free-to-play, what do you expect?) :D link here: pwi.perfectworld.com if you wanna play. If you do, I'm on the Dreamweaver server >.> *shamelessplug*

I'm hungry, I think I'm going to lock up for 5 mins and go get lunch now XD

ETA: Just got back from retrieving lunch, by the time I got from the shop door to the truck--about 10 feet--I couldn't feel my hands. It's flurrying now too.
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30 % virgin

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I shamelessly stole this from :iconko-chan: even though it makes no sense.

Ok, Here's the deal... Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your __% Virgin. Lowest number you have the more you've done! after you are done.


( ) Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
( ) Been drunk.
(x) Had sex. (this SHOULD make me 0% buuuuuuut)
(x) Been to a concert.
(x) gotten/given a handjob
(x) gotten/given a blowjob.
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%

(x) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
(x) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
(x) Went streaking. (through the house?)
(x) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%

(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
(x) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
(x) Hit by a car.
( ) Had a party.
( )Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 79%

( ) Played strip poker/darts.
(x) Got paid to strip for someone. (not in money :D )
( ) Run away from home.
( ) Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
( ) Made porn.
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x)Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74%

(x) French kissed.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
(x) Laughed yourself to sleep.
(x) Stabbed yourself.
(x) Shot a gun (umm...yeah. sorta my hobby)
(x) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64%

(x) Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
(x) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
(x) Dressed punk.
(x) Dressed goth.
(x) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%

(x) Avoided somebody.
(x) Been stalked.
(x) Stalked someone. (lol devwatch? XD)
(x) Met a celebrity.
(x) Played an instrument.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself. (by accident)
( ) Bungee jumped.
( ) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 49%

( ) Got caught stealing something. (change from family, but I felt bad and told them and put it back)
(x) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
(x) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
(x) Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 45%

( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(x)Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
(x) Been called a manwhore. (by my girlfriend :D )
(x) Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 37%

(x) Been mistaken for a teacher.
(x) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
(x) Danced in the rain.
( ) Been rejected.
(x) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Been raped. (can't rape the willing :D )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 30%
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check it out, apparently we can now draw in our journal comments, if any of my few watchers are members.  i learned this a few minutes ago from someone else's journal, i am just passing it on.

It only works in journals, not in devs or profiles, but it's still pretty cool.  and laggy.

my first comment was supposed too be an example, but it doesn't seem to work for me, probably because i am not a member :D
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